I found a troll...

So my co-workers friend has a son with down's syndrome. He's 19 and is fine at home by himself, so one day he was calling both his parents at work all day saying he caught a troll. Both parents are busy at work, so they are like "sure son, I'll look at it when I get home." His mother gets home and he is all kinds of excited, "I caught a troll mom, come and see!" So he walks her back to his room and there is something in the closet banging around. He has barricaded the closet door with chairs and everything else in his room. Not knowing what to expect, his mother opens the door, and a very angry, flustered midget pops out. I guess he was a door-to-door Jehovah-witness salesman. True story.